![]() ![]() She now had no nose, no left ear and no right arm. This once beautiful pop idol, who people would fall in love with before she even started to sing, was in tatters. It was completely refurbished, clean and presentable. When Min came to, she was back in the clinic. Ignoring her old friends.įinally, a colonist stepped up, walking up to the rampaging diva and knocking her out cold. When she couldn't catch the colonists, she turned on the animals - hares, pigs and rats - punching the poor creatures to death in her rage, ignoring the scratches and bites she got in return. She terrorised the dinner guests in the common room, and pursued them into the garden, where she chased them around. Min snapped.Ĭrazed with pain and lack of sleep, she went berserk and chased everyone out of the clinic. And as Min slept (or tried to sleep) my other colonists were busy ripping up planks and replacing them with shiny while tiles, sending sparks and wood chips everywhere. You see, I had already scheduled the clinic's floor to be renovated during this time. He took her to the clinic, wrapped her in bandages and made sure she got everything she needed - medicine, food and rest. The colony's nudist surgeon (who weeks ago had experienced a mental breakdown and now did everything naked to keep himself happy) rushed out to rescue Min, who was lying in a bloody heap, writhing in unbearable pain. They lured the beast into the walls, where they riddled it with bullets until dead. The animal ripped him to pieces and he died on the spot. By the time Ferdnand started to run, it was too late. ![]() He took out his Uzi and started firing with surprising accuracy. It went mad.įerdnand was already on his way to train his new would-be pet when he saw Min being savaged. She left the safety of the village walls and approached the huge beast with some corn in hand. Spurned, she decided to take on the job herself. She had always been the colony's animal trainer, and she had little 'Illness' to prove it. I set him the task of taming a Megatherium - a huge and powerful ground sloth - so that the colony would have some extra muscle. FERDNAND! Eventually, we convinced him to join the colony. This man was physically capable of nothing but sculpting statues and communing with animals. During one of these raids, they captured a large pirate with a low IQ called Ferdnand. They had even survived their first few pirate raids. I am not kidding, this is a setting you can change.įast forward some weeks. A jeweler, a wealthy businessman, an ace fighter pilot, a star surgeon and (of course) Min the pop star. The game let's you mould your scenario completely, right down to the flavour text.Īs you can see, my five colonists had all escaped from a crashing party yacht. You can also set the number of colonists and tweak dozens of other small rules, like compulsory character traits or rules about the planet's climate. ![]() In this game, you can create your own scenario before crash-landing onto the planet's surface, adding or removing starter items (wood, steel, pelts, gold, widescreen TVs). She even formed a close bond with a rat, whom she named 'Illness'.īut she wasn't alone. The only thing she would do is take care of the colony's animals. She would not help with heavy lifting, or farming, or pulling up weeds. Since the crash, the 16-year-old pop idol was finding it hard to adjust. Min slept with all her animals around her. So here it is, the story of Min, a pop star with a privileged upbringing, who is about to come crashing down to earth. If you're not convinced to jump in by the end of this tale, then we have nothing more to talk about. It's about that girl up there, drinking a beer. īefore I tell you about RimWorld, let me tell you a story that happened in RimWorld. This time, the haphazard space colonies of RimWorld. Every week Brendan scours the wastes for an early access title to tame and take home with him. ![]()
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